Love: Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great...

By TheLoneSoul - 13/09/2015 14:22 - France

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 616

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By Billy - 27/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my wife came back from a three-day moms' retreat, and was mad I didn't immediately want to spend time with her. She called me 68 times (yes, I counted) while she was gone, so it was really like she never left. FML

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Now what?

By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

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You deserved it 1 042

Pleased to see you too

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML

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You deserved it 230

Like the deserts miss the rain

By Unhappily Ever After - 03/04/2022 18:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 143

You deserved it 237

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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You deserved it 6 428

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 331

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 013

You deserved it 3 107

You fool

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53

You deserved it 1 620

Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 14:02

Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 157

You deserved it 96

Paras_800 27

Monday 14 September 2015 9:44

We need a follow up on this op.

Cads1 24

Monday 14 September 2015 9:53

So what exactly does your wife do other than another man/woman?

Comments

MsMedea 26

Monday 14 September 2015 13:10

OP, I hope you are ok. You must have been torn between having a million questions and wanting to hang up.

CaptainCore993 19

Monday 14 September 2015 13:47

For 3 years? That raises some red flags.

vikky538 28

Monday 14 September 2015 13:49

Wow. Thats the longest business trip ever known to man/woman

G_wiz 5

Monday 14 September 2015 13:51

The disappearing kind. Must be in the mafia.

AzureB1aze 2

Monday 14 September 2015 14:07

those lines at Walmart are ridiculous babe

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 15 September 2015 17:55

"I got you some disposable razors. They were on sale!"

dangousity 21

Monday 14 September 2015 14:27

Wtf are you still married, grab your balls and get that woman outta your life forever.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 14 September 2015 14:39

Follow-up! Follow-up! Follow-up! Follow-up!

The_Avatar 22

Monday 14 September 2015 14:41

Shouldnt that be your ex wife?!?

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 14 September 2015 15:37

I really hope she just played it off like "My plane just landed, I'll be home in an hour" as though those 3 years had never happened.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 14 September 2015 15:52

This is gonna need a follow up.

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