Love: Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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By arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By figures - 16/11/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML

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The proposal

By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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kdl121 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:10

Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)

gc_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:11

Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol

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meggaboo 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:30

go on www.mylifeisg.com and post this one your life is totally not ******, that is adorable, and you should be happy that you have a creative caring boyfriend that wants to be married to you. FYL for being closed-minded about how he proposed and for being whiny

hpodity 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:31

Stop being a bitch. He's trying to be creative and funny, perhaps he thought this would be a funny way to propose since you spend a lot of your time on facebook? Apparently women want men to propose to them in a romantic fashion, but instead, they just want it to be expensive and grandoise.

kitkatkelly 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:34

Agreed. Romance shouldn't cost!

kitkatkelly 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:33

I think it's kind of cute.

Spl2iGGaN 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:35

It's the thought that counts.

elsieenchanted 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:36

Need a tissue? 

drinkupgorgeous 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:37

That's adorable. Stop bitching. Still, Mafia Wars is annoying as hell with its noifications every 20 seconds.

Ribenalion 2

Friday 17 July 2009 20:44

I think thats lovely - quit bitching!

tipsy337 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:46

I kno it's not what u expected but he was trying to be unique with his proposal you ungrateful bitch

katriina0x 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:46

I think it's adorable, and HILARIOUS. I chuckled. BUT CONGRATS! I hope you said yes!

hazelwolfeyes 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:48

i laughed. i thought it was funny n cute... that would be awesome to get proposed to like that...dont know what your complaining bout... :D i want a ring pop when someone proposes to me...^-^ the ring can wait til the wedding...