By YayItsYasmine - 14/08/2013 16:48 - Austria - Trebesing

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML
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YayItsYasmine 11

Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.

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cottoncandymango 17

Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)

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mimiminx 23

Better than a piece of brain in a box...

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RedPillSucks 31

When life gives you brains, you should.... Wait..., What?

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mimiminx 23

Dexter reference lost on non-Dexter fans, clearly

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Trisha_aus 15

This season of Dexter is awful. Thank god Breaking Bad is back.

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23Z9TZO 18

Dexter's been awful since season 5

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DFresh503 8

"What's in the box? Tell me whats in the box!"

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GalaxyShots 21

"What's in the ******* box?"

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michelleJ11 25

Look out for someone with a box of lemons at your front door in a few days; they're ready to make a move, OP.

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Alycat6363 15

It's kind of cute other than the part where you don't know who they are and they know where you live...

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iwasrlybored 11

Well you know his name is life.

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ratorr2 23

Seems like you have shy secret admirer. Sounds like something I would do. LoL. Don't be too weirded out by it. They could have sent you much worse things.

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cna1216 15

Ya, remember the post where a girl recieved a giant ***** in the mail with a note saying "To prepare you for the real thing"? Creepy.

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ilovefall10 21

Maybe it's from the same guy who keeps mailing potatoes to his sister.

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perdix 29

Don't get too excited -- the guy's probably a fruit.

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Enslaved 36

"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed."

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crazytwinsmom 25

OP will be hearing Zeppelin in the near future, the stalker will be serenading her.

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Bekowski 5

It was probably that creepy uncle again.

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cna1216 15

My suggestion is to go around asking about any underground lemonade clubs...most likely your sweetheart is staking there out. ;)

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