By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 759
You deserved it 6 583

fuzz94 tells us more.

fuzz94 8

Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!

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Top comments

nick347b 6

Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.

555 18

Comments

GarageDragon 22

She must have had some reason for doing that!

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GarageDragon 22

Her death must be the cause of your aggression.

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Myo_fml 20

Really? Because I see it as the other way around.

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mykelinva 4

What is this world coming to?

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RedPillSucks 31

What are these "Ass Hand Jobs" of which you speak?

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rhidiculous 4

it's called the "Hurricane Sandy"...leaves you wet, without power and then storms away.

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Welshite 39

Oh my God, you're cracking!!! I'll go grab some glue. Don't worry; we'll fix you right up. Stay calm and don't make any sudden moves.

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RedPillSucks 31

Someone needs to put this in the urban dictionary. This is a perfect definition.

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rhidiculous 4

it could also just be called the "Hurricane"...I figured I would use Sandy since she handed one to NYC recently...pun intended. :)

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Steffi 26

I think OP should tell us the full story. She must have had some reason for doing that.

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ICastillo 24

Man you know what you have to do... You have to give her the rusty hook now.

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panda_lou 11

Jokes on her. Semen contains ingredients that can reduce your risk of breast cancer.

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spazz666 18

Did you hear that from a guy that wanted you to swallow? Honey... You've been duped.

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cptmorgan6 8

I love the use of ingredients here. Like there's a recipe for semen.

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kofeinisti 6

Guys are always saying semen is good for the skin, is an excellent source of protein, cures illness... All that crap they try to feed to gullible women. Time for you to reap those benefits too.

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SpamPam 18

Yeah all of a sudden havin it on their own far isn't so fun anymore

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