By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8

Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!

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nick347b 6

Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.

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MatthewDmerrill 5

At least she didn't say "simba" while doing it.

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Bella242 0

Four moths ago I gave my now ex boyfriend a hand job and after he have me nothing!

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Bella242 0

See now of I was the person who gave you your first hand-job I wouldn't have wiped it across your face!...but I would have rubbed it on my breasts!(;

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jerrylee123 8

Okay sweetie, time to get back to work. Your street corner is waiting for you...

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's like a happy ending without the happy ending! Oh, god! Giggity.

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cdelton22 3

Maybe she didn't expect cum and got mad cuz it tastes weird and smells bad

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Kyo22 5

Shit i dot feel so bad wat happen to me thn but stel suck ass for you man

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DogStew 20

quit complaining! it's not like you will get sick, and it's not like it went in your mouth. If that's the outcome of a handjob, then I'd be happy to get two per day!

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