By facepalm - 05/06/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
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Tempest559 12

She must like to wear it on her teeth like my grandma does too.

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daydreamer244 13

Well what flavor was it?

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Comments

HighasaCloud 46

Why are you selling lipstick on eBay?

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un1corns 15

A lot of people sell makeup on eBay, 13. It's really not all that odd.

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Zaxnu 0

They steal it from the drugstore, then sell it online. Was on 20/20 this week.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

That's what I said! Just buy your cosmetics at a store or something, not from strangers.

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bunniex1 11

Yeah but eyeshadow sets can be 40 dollars at stores but 10 dollars eBay. Certain stuff is worth it.

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anythingmustbe 18

Blame the Royal Mail it probably got there late flavour probably gone by then

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tony1891 22

all sales are final.

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flockz 19

"it's the government! they're trying to get me!"

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Lil_Red777 21

This comment just doesn't make any sense.

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SkoomaKi 27

^ That's what the government wants you to think!

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Il_Maestro 6

No, they just wrote this comment to draw our attention away from the fact that the OP is selling those CIA knives concealed as lipstick on the Internet. And that citizens are eating them...

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flashback.miss 28

lol wtf. Imagine what else she eats...

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rustylane 6

What did you eat for your tongue to look like that?

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BulldogHoops 14

I agree with 22, the level of apparent hypocrisy in this comment is shocking. I have spent about 10 seconds each time I see your profile pic wondering what the hell you ate.

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bunniex1 11

I'm Guessing it's the disease that makes fur grow on your tongue. Or grape popsicle

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DjeePee 24

That's why I love checking the feedback on eBay's profiles. "I thought it was real vintage, but it's just plastic!" - said someone who bought a 76 cent ring from China, from which the seller had more than twenty pieces. "It looks so cheap" - said someone who bought a 2 dollar dress, also from China. "It took more than a month for the item to arrive" - China, again. Or my personal favorite: "It's good/fine/perfect", marked as a negative feedback.

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MCRaddict15 15

Sorry OP, maybe you can send her a message and offer her something else/a refund. My sister tastes her lipstick too, but that's no reason to give you negative feedback.

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twye 22

Lipstick is supposed to taste good?

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perdix 29

Yes, it is. Do you want the person kissing you thinking he or she just tasted a pile of dog poo?

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disneydraeer 10

53- That is why you use lipstain and cherry chapstick instead of lipstick. Lipstick can get messy. Duh.

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Bree4all 7

Welcome to the wonderful world of retail selling. People are freakin' crazy :p

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