Miscellaneous: Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet.... - FML

By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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Pingvinai 37

Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:07

Buy the size you have, not the size you want.

codytallica 38

Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:08

I understand the point but why do women do this to themselves? YDI for knowing it wouldn't fit

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Naatya__fml 25

Sunday 10 May 2015 18:48

Why is it in the "love" category? It is not on the French website…

foxpug 24

Friday 8 April 2016 14:47

Well... One of those FYL and YDI moments. FYL for the situation and the possibility of destroying your motivational purchase. YDI for not waiting to get into the dress you knew was too small before hitting your goal.

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