Animals: Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten...

By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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Shmoe 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:07

Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.

Juggalette_623 9

Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"

Comments

capgray 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 6:41

vampire dog

horselover99 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 10:45

EXACT same thing happened to me

greendaygirl112 0

Monday 5 April 2010 22:38

yuck srry tohear that though

Dani3264 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:31

well sorry that the Maxie pads have failed you

tessie98love 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:21

wouldnt the blood be dried ? but still thats gross. but not really fml.

jrtepechis 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:18

yeah my dogs did that too with my tampons . I thought it was weird and annoying but my husband says that the reason they chew them up is because to them it smells like a female dog on heat

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:04

You're supposed to flush those... As for the OP, FYL... I hate it when dogs do that, my grandma's dogs did it all the time.

zangii1995 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 16:10

exit the house. once he tastes your blood he will try and kill you

Raddaya 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:40

I am astounded nobody said anything about you saying Oh God. (I'm not one of them. These religious fanatics are just quite common on this place.) FYL. Poor you. That must be a pain in the ass to clean up.