Miscellaneous: Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on...

By j - 04/06/2009 03:36 - Australia

Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By i love stupid people - 14/07/2019 06:30

Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By maybenot - 06/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 06:01 - United States - New Bloomfield

Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML

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This is how I roll

By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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By HomeImprover - 02/11/2016 17:34

Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:46

German Shepherds are beautiful and sweet if trained correctly. Clearly this one wasn't

Tehalon 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:08

You gotta admit that it's funny :P

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UsingLogic 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:51

I meant "drive 15 minutes to reach a golf field" in my previous message. Not 1 minute. Screw the edit function, it's much too short. May have just as well not added it at all.

murfle 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:20

Yeah the owner is stupid. If you were a dick you could have walked just to the edge of the leash and gotten a small bite or even a scratch. Called the cops and demanded the dog be put down and then sued the owner.

MissyWissyKach 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:00

you should have gone up and let it smell you and pet a lil and get ur bike ur rly stupid for that FYL

piperian396 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:07

If it makes you feel better, that guy probably had a small dick. Why else would he feel the need to take a snarling dog to the grocery store?

Amorbis 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:37

The dude probably has self-esteem issues.. though is probably a good trainer if he is able to control this breed.

Skitl35 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:24

This is weak. Not FML-worthy.

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:35

I hate when people tie their dogs outside grocery stores and malls. If you have to do errands - don't take your pet. It will get stolen. You should have bitched out the owner or called the SPCA.

DrCoxfan 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:24

That sucks if the dog is growling at you wait for the owner sense he laughed at you you should get your bike when he's not looking kick him on his junk and run as fast as you can