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Not funny, not an FML
Im glad that wasnt me, id have found something to hog tie the dog with from a distance... or something... then laugh at the owner. your dog, you can make the sacrifices, not me
I would have gone back in and walked around, you know so I don't look like a loser. ( ;
I just wanted to throw out there that German Sheps. are the #1 breed of dogs that bite people, so the OP had every right to be scared of one who was GROWLING at him. There's a reason they are used for police work - they are powerful dogs! Shit, I would be scared too, and I own two (well-trained) German Shepherds..
that's not really a fml, your a pussy, just grab your bike and run, let the german sheperd call down too. if someone stole your bike it woulda been a fml, that's what i thought you were gonna say halfway through it.
Pussy, I laugh with the owner, and I'm a thirteen year old girl.
"HAHAHA you're probably black aren't you? That would've been so funny. If you're a lady then the puppy probably would've been so aggressive; if you're a guy then you're a total pussy. If you were a man, the dog would growl for a few seconds and stop. The person above me (well, #78) doesn't know what the f*ck they're talking about. Dogs are very friendly animals -- they just don't like ******* (and pussy cats) and black people. I had a freaking high-content wolf and it was pretty obedient, so go wonder about a shepherd. The dog's owner sounds like an asshole though, so if what you said about having a dominant owner were true then the dog would've been quiet." Don't'cha just love the loser racist who has no idea what they are talking about?
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German Shepherds are beautiful and sweet if trained correctly. Clearly this one wasn't
You gotta admit that it's funny :P