Love: Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane....

By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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Rough

By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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ninjaxprincess89 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:23

the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.

JDtMG 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:13

punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.

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xxsandyy 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:00

How do you know the guy was even a "punk/rock guy" as you said? How do you know he listens to the type of music you think he would listen to? How do you even get the nerve to judge someone that way based on a first glance?

Needlestick 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:59

#42 I -completely- agree.

kel_riv 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 23:16

haha I knew people would jump on this girl for this FML. "attractive punk / rock guy" can mean so many different things... she was just probably trying to give the impression that it was a rocker-esque guy and she wanted to show that she was listening to some credible music. girls do that kinda stuff... deal with it. stop arguing over what is punk; that's not even the point.

loveleafs16 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:08

awww lol i love Miley :) haha. Don't be ashamed of what you listen to hun :)

bambiNo_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:13

epic flirt fail. it's miley! it's a felony!

TheNameless_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:31

lawls. Were it me in your place I probably would've played music that I thought would get on his nerves on purpose. I also kind of agree with #12.

Bunbu 8

Monday 16 March 2009 0:59

Because all guys who dress like that like The Who and hate Miley Cyrus. Way to stereotype, you stupid bitch.

thewhorocks 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:01

welll. The Who invented punk. the first punk song was My Generation. look it up, promise it's true. =] so it appears that most people lose here. ANYWAY. that sucks, but don't be embarrassed for what you listen to, if anyone doesn't like you 'cause you like miley..well, whatever. either way, keep listening to The Who, it's a good call. best band ever!

TranCidWiseTRav 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:16

I like alot of punk rock music, and as far as appearance goes I would probably be someone classified as "punk/rock guy" but I for one am generally not really into girls that like punk rock. So even if you managed to find a real punk rock band on your ipod or whatever it was, I doubt it would help your case anyway.