By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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MangaManiacNat 13

I really hope you are 18 or older otherwise that is one person who should not be allowed to be Santa.

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skyeyez9 24

Quit wiggling around on his lap.

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tylerbro 3

So. What would YOU like for christmas?

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sueannpalma 7

Omg that made me think of my joke !!!! *crys* Santa called me a ho ho ho and made me sit on his lap and his candy cane was poking me

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southerntits 0

are you sure it was not a candy cane in his pocket?

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uKNOuLOVEit 0

Now who's been naughty!

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structuredchaoz 4

Omg. Time to call the police.

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ejjamael 5

got an early Christmas present from Santa ;)

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S_kinnyL_ove 3

Now I'm SURE santa's a pedophile...

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bubo_fml 10

Surprised the drunk ol' bastard could still get it up!

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