I guess the main question is how in the world did you let this happen? Who was drunk, you or your dad, or both? Dad sounds like a real cut up! Since revenge is sweet and paybacks are a bitch, I suggest you wait unitl dad goes to sleep and then super glue: A: His hand to his crotch B: His hand to his ass C: His dick to his leg D: His finger in his nostril E: His finger into the crack of his ass Let your imagination run wild on this one!

I superglued my hands together one time, my dad ended up using gas to get it off. It worked really well and at the time gas was pretty cheap.

Oh, I thought it was because you live in Alaska..

Father of the year.

Itching powder + his boxers = scratchy crotch...U know what 2 do!

revenge will be sweet

Next time, just use nail polish remover, preferably with acetone. That will unstick your feet in seconds. Trust me on that, I've super glued my hands together quite a few times making jewelry.

Why did you let him? Even if you were sleeping, how would you not realize someone touching your feet? The second anything touches my feet, but the blanket, I either kick, or pull them away.... I have to admit... your dad was right.... it is kind of funny....

Super glue his sack to the insides of his thighs.

It is funny, to everyone else. But that seriously sucks, OP. On the bright side, it gives you the excuse to get revenge on April Fools Day. Just make sure what you do is twice as worse. (;