Love: Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to... - FML

By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

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wondercat40 28

Saturday 26 April 2014 21:26

He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.

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DeeDeeJay 15

Friday 25 April 2014 8:05

I'm story but I found this hilarious!

pimrol 16

Friday 25 April 2014 8:06

did you run off over water?

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nana_88 10

Friday 25 April 2014 14:13

Stress effect. Sorry for that.

Marielle_T 10

Friday 25 April 2014 14:34

That's a good way to make a lasting impression on someone XD

lambda_fml 40

Friday 25 April 2014 14:45

Jesus is in.

MarkToast 19

Friday 25 April 2014 18:40

Was it the drummer from Nirvana?

mybubbles2000 13

Friday 25 April 2014 18:44

Hmmmm. Perhaps next time think of him in his underwear.

JaymaBlu 5

Friday 25 April 2014 19:28

Oooooh, like Ashton kutcher!!

mkayden 23

Friday 25 April 2014 19:47

Some people do look like Jesus! I swear! I was in Rome two weeks ago and there was this guy near the Trevi fountain and I thought he was someone pretending to be Jesus, but he wasn't! He just looked like Jesus!

Attacksloth 33

Friday 25 April 2014 19:54

LOL This sounds stupidly adorable. If I was the guy I probably would have followed and tried to talk to you again.

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Friday 25 April 2014 22:01

Best FML ever!

uncleonk 5

Friday 25 April 2014 22:02

Dave Grohl?

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