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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By nV1ous - 17/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By bitch - 07/10/2013 07:37 - Australia

Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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stephanietong 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:04

A good deed , and no one appreciates it ):

casey6492 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:07

no good deed goes unpunished.

Comments

jayjay777 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:13

Nobody say, "how did he write it if he only had one arm", because it's very easy to do, it just takes a little longer, and it he could have written it after it healed.

redheadfreak929 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:49

i have a question for u, have u ever had a broken arm??? I have, its hard to get, if a guy just walks up to u and just "breaks" ur arm either u have bones made of plastic or he is as strong as a ******* hulk, its not that easy to break ur bones man. Learn some simple biology

elliekinslurvsya 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:21

well, you know, a couple of years ago, I broke my arm when my sister fell on me...and she is NOT fat, she's actually pretty small, and I have strong bones...So yeah, it's possible the guy DID break the OP's arm. Just saying.

redheadfreak929 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:50

True #187, but u don't have to be fat and if ur going fast(like on a bike) the speed creates a lot more force.

casscontagious 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:12

he put his arm around the girl, regardless, probably thinking that 1, hey, i'll explain it and the boyfriend will be thankful or 2, the boyfriend clearly isn't around, so i need to jump in for the rescue.

girlwiththebow 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:00

Ahh that's nice that you did that by that sucks for your arm

mimblewimble_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:25

Aww, that was a sweet thing for you to do. If I was ever in that sort of situation and I didn't have my boyfriend with me, I would have loved it for someone to do that for me.

testing_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 10:28

You should have made a huge scene and yelled: "Holy ****! someone call an ambulance! I'm a HEMOPHILIAC! I'm gonna ******' die!!!!"

Liddo 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:09

Wow, what a ************. Sucks for your arm man.

SookMauNoots 0

Friday 3 July 2009 15:41

why would you put your arm around her if you heard her say boyfriend was there

poetictragedy72 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:57

aww that was really cool of you to do.

Tucker28 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:06

that is soooo fukin funny!!!!!!!!!!! u were just tryin to help her, and wen her actual bf came ova, he broke your arm. that is soo funni!!!!!!! that happened to my friend last year.