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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By nV1ous - 17/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By bitch - 07/10/2013 07:37 - Australia

Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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stephanietong 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:04

A good deed , and no one appreciates it ):

casey6492 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:07

no good deed goes unpunished.

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spirited_away33 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:33

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k10tree 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:35

Aw, you probably shouldn't have put your arm around her.

Silver_Lion 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:41

you could totally sue

requieminadream 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:43

Dude, the girl can't take care of herself?

Youre_not_sorry7 2

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:44

kinda reminds me of in Hitch when will smith did that to save eva mendes from tht chip character...only will obv got the girl bcuz its the movies and you got a broken arm lol

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:55

While the boyfriend's reaction was entirely unnecessary, why did you touch her? That is creepy by itself.

McLaughlane 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:00

He was pretending to be her boyfriend because she was alone and being hit on unwantedly by a drunk creeper who couldn't take a hint. He was doing it to help her out. :/

TuxedoBento 1

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:22

Obviously the OP was pretending to be the boyfriend but i have to agree that putting his arm around the girl was totally unnecessary. As the boyfriend i'd be pissed too. For all we know, the OP was making a move off of the drunk guy's move. For all we know, he paid the drunk guy. Just saying. >.>

kaaz_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:11

#46, I applaud you for making such type of connections, but then I take that applause back and break your arm for even thinking about such an illogical situation. Do us a favor, and your family a favor by not having such a huge imagination about situations like this.

JFox 8

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:56

He probably thought you were the guy's friend and you two were ganging up on her. If I was in a situation where I might get raped, I'd want my boyfriend to start breaking arms.

lyndis_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:21

Dude, the dumb bitch was in public. She was not going to get raped. And why she was incapable of just walking away from the guy who was hitting on her, I do not know.

JFox 8

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:44

It's very easy to get raped in public. If it was two men together, they could've easily grabbed her and taken her out of the bar, and most people would have been too scared to help. If my scenario was in fact the case, at the most, someone would have called the cops. She would've been raped by the time they got there. Also, notice how it says "the" bar, and not "a" bar. I'm guessing this happened at a club. Therefore, it would have been loud and crowded. She was probably waiting for her boyfriend and didn't want to get lost in the crowd before he got back. That would also explain why it wasn't immediately obvious the OP was trying to help.

MessyPaint 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:42

Break arms first, ask questions later, ftw. Putting your arm around someone =/= dragging them out of a bar :P

shmaller 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:00

People saying it's creepy that he touched her can go **** themselves, the PC pricks. It was a good thing to do in order to stop some drunken dick to stop pestering the woman, it's just unfortunate that it ended that way.

whatastory 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:10

Actually it IS creepy. And think about this (if the story is true) - why didn't the girl just tell her BF that this guy was trying to "protect" her? Even SHE must have thought it was creepy, or else she would have told her bf NOT to break his arm.

theluckygirl28 8

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:55

I don't think her bf actually tried to find out the story... It probably played out more like this: drunk guy flirts-->OP puts arm around girl-->BF comes, sees OP with hand around his girl-->taps OP on the shoulder-->OP turns around-->BF breaks OP's arm. That's how i imagined it, anyways.

yehr 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:44

i don't even think it's got anything to do with pc, it's just common sense that that's what was needed to be convincing as her bf. It just seems really stupid for someone to be so rash like that.