Animals: Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid...

By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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Buggin' out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I reached into my wardrobe to get ready for the day, when something hairy tickled my hand. Imagine my shock seeing a fully-grown wolf spider staring me down from a coat hanger. I grabbed the can of bug spray and let him have it. Half the can later, I now need to re-wash my entire closet. Damn arachnophobia. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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Been here long?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 14:00

Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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leopardwilliam 22

Sunday 9 August 2015 21:15

There's only one solution. You need to amputate the foot that touched it. It's the only way.

mattzawesome 28

Sunday 9 August 2015 21:15

Something close to that just happened to me! I was in a drive thru when a wasp flew in and landed on the steering wheel. I swore it flew back out but the radiating waves of pain coming from my foot a few minutes later suggested otherwise

Comments

Bragi 12

Sunday 9 August 2015 22:52

Whiner.

A1NoSauce 17

Sunday 9 August 2015 22:54

No person should have to endure such horrors....

Beckettze 5

Sunday 9 August 2015 22:57

Spiders can be dangerous.

nakros 17

Monday 10 August 2015 1:11

Wolf spiders aren't that dangerous

FemskyD 26

Sunday 9 August 2015 23:47

Spiders and cockroaches are tge reason women need man around The house :)

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 9 August 2015 23:50

I take care of my own spiders, k thx.

Keiraquarium 12

Sunday 9 August 2015 23:55

Lol no, my boyfriend squeals like a pig when he tries to catch a spider. Spiders are creepy, I wouldn't blame a man for being scared of them!

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 9 August 2015 23:49

The only logical option is to set everything on fire. Including yourself.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 10 August 2015 0:04

You scared it too and it had to hide in your shoe...

corky1992 33

Monday 10 August 2015 0:52

And that is why you ALWAYS check your shoes first. I'm a little paranoid when it comes to spiders lol, but you knew one was around so you still should have checked. Hope it didn't bite you.