By Nobody - 10/10/2009 12:07 - Singapore

Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML
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sjks 0

i think saving a life might be a reward

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haweb 0

agree with everyone else. So you had to deal with an unappealing part of your job. I think it's worth it if it means saving someone's life.

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Afonya 2

Great job, I plan to be a nurse in a couple years :D

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Carlie_McCartney 1

Depending on the colour and consistency, it very well could've been equivalent to gold! Did I really just say that?...

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hewro_failure 11

If you are a nurse you need CPR training again cause they tell you not to exhale into their lungs anymore only to do chest compressions

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n805aquaholic 0

you're a nurse and don't have a keychain barrier mask? vomit may turn out to be the least of your problems

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KitsuneNarutoKun 13

Wtf did you think was gunna happen after he'd choked? You're a nurse, you should have expected vomit. He isn't just gunna sit up and go "thanks dude, but you better move for a sec because I need to vomit out whatever else got stuck" Well done for saving his life and all, but this isn't really an FML, it's an occupational hazzard

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ladybuggirl1234 3

you were supposed to move him to his side when he makes noises of some sort!!!! i just took a lifeguard class :) which had cpr included.

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SquishFish 15

What if the guy had herpes or some other disease?

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campervan 6

I was eating museli when reading this. Omfg

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