By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 648
You deserved it 14 679

Same thing different taste

Top comments

never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious

perdix 29

If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."

Comments

I think MrFerret forgot to take his happy pills today.

cradle6 13
hawtstuff92 0

fyl. I asked a woman who looked pregnant when her baby was due, and I was told to "f off, I'm not pregnant bitch"

No, I agree with mr. ferret. when my sister was 5 months pregnant, she went on the swings at an amusement park and got asked if she was pregnant, and she acted offended so she could still go on the ride. she knew she would be fine, and she was, but the point is that pregnant women do things they shouldn't all the time.

KayleeFrye 39

First off, OP, unless a woman is wearing a shirt that says "Baby On Board," NEVER ask or assume she's pregnant. Second, I really hate how everyone thinks it's OK to be rude to overweight people. Yes, it's unhealthy. You may not find it attractive. And while their are some cases where weight issues are purely medical, I think we can all agree that a large percentage of overweight people don't exercise or eat right. But HOW the HELL is that a good reason to be so cruel? I was once a bit overweight, and I worked my ass off to change my lifestyle, and I am now at a healthy weight and living a (relatively) healthy life. But I will NEVER forget how mean people were. There is NO excuse for that kind of cruelty!

I_have_no_clue 0
TheZarola 10

@106: WTF? Have I misunderstood, or are you truly saying that OP was "making fun" of the lady?? How can any reasonable person misconstrue genuine concern for someone's welfare for mocking them? Are you really saying that obese people are all such psychotic, self-pitying, bitter balls of lard that they feel they have the right to physically assault someone who is helping and showing genuine concern if that person mistakenly thinks they're pregnant rather than being obese? OP's action is actually the exact **opposite** of what you're complaining about. So what interpretation would you prefer people make? That a woman with a large stomach is probably pregnant - or that a woman with a large stomach is just a fatty? Wow - if I have understood your post correctly, then it's childish attitudes like those that are causing the growing rudeness and lack of concern for others in so many cultures today. And if I have misunderstood, then I am quite prepared to be corrected.

Skankles 0

144 - Maybe, just maybe, she had been referring to the people who were posting rude and ignorant comments... Also, your interpretation was a little far fetched. Don't you think?

I_have_no_clue 0

144 I am pretty sure her comment was about these assholes making rude comments about overweight people. And you talk about rudeness and lack of concern for others and you called the woman a cow. Wow.

KayleeFrye 39

My comment WAS directed to the rude posters, not the OP. Sorry if that wasn't clear. I actually think the OP was very nice to help the woman up, whether she was pregnant or not. I was just pissed at the ignorant F*cks making comments about weight.

Skankles 0

No. Your post wa clear. Pickles is just a fucktard trying to sound smarter thaneveryone.

FFML_314 11

He misunderstood her comment. That doesn't mean he's a "fucktard." It was an honest mistake. He even stated, "If I'm misunderstood, I'm prepared to be corrected." His comment made perfect sense to me.

I called the woman a cow for whacking the person who had just helped her over the head with her purse. And I was showing concern for the person who had been so whacked.

@106, 162, Ok, I stand corrected. @166, Not that I necessarily agree with your opinion, but I do really like the use of the word "fucktard". ... Although possibly inappropriate in the context of this FML, would you think?

hawtstuff92 0

106- i totally agree. one of my best best best friends is really overweight, and she gets made fun of all the time.

ilynorrington 0

how would she kno the babys ok?

Rude? He's probably one in twenty people that will still help someone out when they fall from a moped. Sure, depending on the woman's weight, it may have been wrong of him to assume something like that, but Jesus ******* Christ, what impress people these days and is considered "polite"?

luvpink257 0