Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked...

By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML

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By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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torbey 23

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:59

At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!

darthzerg 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:03

I hope you did something about this...

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rxberto 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 15:49

Now that's jus ****** creepy

StanSmith2013 26

Wednesday 26 September 2012 15:53

That is some scary shit, hope you got it sorted!

juwood 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:01

I bet what really happened was that your wife hired a photographer to take some very casual and natural looking photos of her for a scrapbook or something, and the guy closed early and figured he'd swing by your place and drop them off. You should have thanked him for taking the time to do that.

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:10

Okay first of all, why the hell would u go over to a "shady" person anyways? I would be scared as ****. I would walk very fast or act like someone called my phone and run like there was an emergency. U never know who is gonna hurt u nowadays.