Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked...

By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 034

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By cheaters_should_die - 18/12/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By tj85 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML

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You deserved it 2 686

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By CreepyPaperDoll - 05/11/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 968

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 95

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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torbey 23

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:59

At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!

darthzerg 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:03

I hope you did something about this...

Comments

JJBADGE10 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:59

What. The. Hell.

doglover100 28

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:11

That is creepy.

deefan101 11

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:13

Um call the cops...

Tigerwolfx 9

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:42

stalker!

Blahblah9921 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 5:06

creppy

ammerhammer 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 5:12

Stalker! That is crazy! He's probably a rapist/murderer or something! Move and dye/cut your wife's hair! And that is not very comforting I'm sorry, but there's no way to sugar coat it!

ammerhammer 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 5:16

Well apparently there is. Yes it was nice of this man to stalk your wife and give you the pictures. No listen to my first comment. It is the one that isn't sarcastic.