By Anonymous - 04/06/2012 18:21 - United States - Hollandale

Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML
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alpaquette91 9

Well now you are... Take him for all he's worth!

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BeccaHugs 17

Dump his ass. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and they are never worth it.

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hadeed 3

Or discuss things like an adult. If you must separate, do so civilly. You didn't get married for money, presumably, therefore you don't leave for money. Try to act like an adult, not like some money grubbing ***** like the OP.

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perdix 29

Maybe he's separated from one of his other wives. Polygamy is making a comeback, you know.

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kittycat2007 18

Step 1 write her number down step 2 sit and take a few days to think DO NOT immediately jump him. step 3 decide on a course of action from this course of action call her and talk to her. BE POLITE. step 4 sit down and talk to him. CALMLY. step 5 get a lawyer or get a marriage counselor. your choice.

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sarahlove281 4

How did this get thumbed down?? This is actually really good advice! Not brutal enough for FML?

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Lililthx 7

Candice... I've always thought this name was a stripper's one, or a bitch's one, because of the movies and tv shows. But otherwise, feel bad for you OP. :/

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numbersystem 4

Or.... Just change your name to "Candice". Problem solved.

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dansco 24

You shouldn't be reading his texts! Noisy cow... Serves you right!

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unknown_user5566 26

She wouldn't have been reading the text if some random woman wasn't already texting her obviously unfaithful husband.

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Llamacod 11

hey dansco, I don't see why op making noises makes it her fault

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welandedonthemoo 5

It's nosey

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

86 - If you were in the situation OP was in, you wouldn't be saying that... Douche-bag.

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rldrship 0

That's just ****** up n a ****** up way to find something out like that kick his ass

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imlovedrunkjw 0

If I were u I'd play a little game to mess with his mind. I'd say "honey I just made a friend today her name is candace and she was texting ______(insert husbands name). I told her that she had a lover with the same name as my husband." Just watch his reaction when u say Candace!

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perdix 29

And then you find out he's ******* a CandIce and a CandAce! That's when the little joke backfires.

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vbmg152 18

I did that to my ex-husband (we were married at the time), it didn't faze him, he still lied his ass off! The difference is, we didn't have cell phones & his GF called him at home!! He wasn't home, I was! This was 30 years ago. I'm now married 23 years to a wonderful man!! Thank you, W. you did me a favor!!!

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asktherunes 4

Perhaps your husband believes you are separated when you are not together in the same room. He's a player

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