Love: Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice",...

By Anonymous - 04/06/2012 18:21 - United States - Hollandale

Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

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Loud and clear

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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Heads up

By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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alpaquette91 9

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:15

Well now you are... Take him for all he's worth!

BeccaHugs 17

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:20

Dump his ass. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and they are never worth it.

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brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 5 June 2012 14:01

Kick her a$$ lol

bmkc4 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:50

That sucks you must be devastated. You deserve better anyways

geod69 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:28

Until now

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:58

Forward that message to yourself and then take it to a lawyer. And then call Candice to let her know what's really up.

Bree4all 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:33

I'm sorry you experienced that, but reality is that ALL men cheat at some point, and for some it's a lifestyle. If you don't think your man cheats it's because you choose to believe that he doesn't, you know better. Been there...more than once.

Danx130 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:44

I have to say that as a male, I'm pretty offended by this. I understand you have been through some tough relationships, but you have to understand that we human beings have the gift of being morally and ethically diverse. Just because things like this happen doesn't mean you can belittle an entire group of people. In response to OP, I hope you get through this okay. Finding out something like that must be pretty shocking.

alychick 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:53

Wow. Asshole much? Divorce his sorry ass!!

papabear88 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:54

divorce the bastard

Parisgirl34 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:19

divorce him

itsafunnylife 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:49

I'm sure her contact name was candice, so how could that have been a mistake? he knew who she was, he's a D*ck. confront her about your relationship and then go to him and hit him with a castiron skillet.