By Anonymous - 04/06/2012 18:21 - United States - Hollandale

Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML
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alpaquette91 9

Well now you are... Take him for all he's worth!

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BeccaHugs 17

Dump his ass. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and they are never worth it.

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linjizzy 6

Don't worry Candice is probably a lagoon creature, let her have your sloppy seconds. Get a divorce and take all his shit, and then find yourself one rich silver fox ;)

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billji 0

You ****** and I dont mean that in a good way. Call me sometime (;

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billji 0

517-621-3947 asks for Mike!! If you want.

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smolder 4

Candice? That sounds like a vegetable

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Bebbo_fml 21

I'm sure had the sexes been reversed, 105, that people would still be positive in regards to op. No double standard, posters are just being relevant to the topic.

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lovepandorasaver 11

You aren't, he just told her that so he could be a cheating prick. Bet you are now though

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sillylilly1987 0

um you need to leave his ass he's been cheating

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qr_fml 21

Wtf wow! Divorce that asshole! He definitely isn't worth it!

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