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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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You deserved it 4 207

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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You deserved it 2 651

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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You deserved it 4 855

By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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RugbyKid 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:19

**** you alcoholics I can arrest you whenever I want

roseydot 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:25

Your mom kicks ass.

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TylerGowen 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:18

haha that's for sure a boss

bigred7070 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:22

your moms a gangster

sexylicious 4

Friday 3 June 2011 18:18

omg I love your mom... she sounds awesome!

Poliahputz 0

Friday 3 June 2011 18:37

Your mom is a party animal, two thumbs up!

XxsikklexX 3

Friday 3 June 2011 18:37

this is too outlandish to be true.

ghashlycrumbs 8

Friday 3 June 2011 19:50

I don't see the problem here. Your mother is awesome, quit your bitching and join her.

Brooke19 0

Friday 3 June 2011 20:16

bahahahahaha. thats cracked me up. your mom kicks ass. haha

lifeisabitchandy 2

Friday 3 June 2011 20:25

I actually laughed out loud on this one. I am sorry for OP but what a great story

btstig 11

Friday 3 June 2011 20:46

56 wins haha that's awesome. Sorry reality but everyone has shit they have to go thru count your blessings. Your still breathing.

DoubleL4567 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:11

your mom is awesome ! xD

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