Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and...

By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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By ohtheirony - 19/08/2018 18:30

Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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westbrookx 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:47

You are an IDIOT.

iknowimannoying 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:53

In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!

Comments

Chr0nicdreamz 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 3:57

hey what's that.... oh it's just the fail boat.

Aly3277 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:18

Win.

Zero2Sixty 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:08

never believe those things on youtube !

tobeyismylife 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:10

IDIOT!

Aly3277 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:16

And Chuck Norris doesn't blend. Don't believe everything you watch.

xoxlizzxox 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:16

I have some beautiful ocean side property in Arizona I bet you'd love. While we're at it, I've got a couple of bridges to sell you too.

Kenpachi_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:16

u shoulda scratched ur butt-cheecks instead u tool

jdog69 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:18

FYL for having a broken screen and being born with brain damage. YDI for believing anything you see on the internet.

Sirrush 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:08

epic WIN!

Hazy_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:19

My word you are thick...

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 20 September 2009 4:21

How much spermicide would it have taken to mutate a seed to the point that someone could wind up as retarded as this? Are we talking, like, nine tails as opposed to just two?