Miscellaneous: Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped...

By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Careless and carefree

By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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lolnikki 0

Friday 20 February 2009 16:02

That sucks :(

MJD_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 16:11

Altruism is selfless concern for the welfare of others. Take comfort in the fact that the reward for your deed is internal. Externally your phone and your bike were only material objects which can be replaced.

Comments

ryuuga_kun 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:14

dont worry...things like that happen to me too....you'll get awesome stuff l8tr.....

anonymousssss_fml 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:48

awwww u did the right thing though :)

allovershoe 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:54

:O omg... that really really really sucks... but i bet if u told ur parents the story they'd understand and get u a new bike and cell phone )): but u did u right thing (: thatz all th at matters

Wo0tFML 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:02

And old man, or my cell phone and bike.... ** Bikes away while texting on cell phone** Lmao that sucks dude.

RunZoneFive 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 5:42

Dude, thats so harsh. Hope it wont discourage you from helping out though!

AlmightyAl 0

Friday 27 March 2009 3:38

That sucks. Karma will happen though to you and the guy who stole the bike.

PrettyAwesum 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:26

wow, karma was not on your side that day! at least u did the right thing.

t3_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 6:04

its okay , what u did was great , I'm sure something amazing will happen in the future. Don't worry about the bike and cellphone , they are replaceable objects

tomuchtech 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:31

well that sucks.... similar thing happened to me but i got a new awesome iphone and my new bike is pwnd lol good luck karma is true it will come back for u