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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By jack - 08/10/2012 18:36 - United States - Mcnabb

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

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By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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Prank of the day

By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale

Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML

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Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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Uncanny valley

By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:24

Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*

angrymexican 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:26

Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.

Comments

thephilosopher 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 2:39

Im friends with 2 different sets of twins and I've known them since middle school and I still can't tell em apart sometimes so I know how awkward it can be lol

perdix 29

Wednesday 8 February 2012 2:39

You need to get on her good side -- she's your back-up plan. Your girlfriend ***** up and, boom! you can replace her with an exact replica and start over again! Then, after a while the sister screws up and boom! you bring the contrite original girlfriend back in.

iknoright 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:29

I knew twins for a year from school and I could tell them apart, and I never saw them outside of school.

Dojan 16

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:30

It's not my first language either, yet my English is just fine. 14 just happens to be unwilling to learn. That's just the way he is. --- I don't understand why the sister got angry though. I was constantly mistaken for a girl when I grew up, yet I've never made a big deal out of it. Did you say something which could've upset her?

broomhallb 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:46

You should know by now? Surely one has a freckle that the other doesn't! Or I'm sure the walk differently, there would have to be heaps of differences, they're sisters not clones!

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:48

Technically they could be considered clones, since, you know, their genetic code is the EXACT SAME. (Sure, some of the genes could happen to express slightly differently, but it's entirely possible that the ONLY physical difference between the two are their fingerprints.)

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:16

So the op should just finger print them before engaging in any conversation or greeting

perdix 29

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:49

#105, the first time I read it fast and missed the word "print." I got woozy!

delilah09 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 9:27

Oh man! My mind went there too! Lol

ChaosAngel17 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:48

Not gonna lie. Me and my twin sister sometimes dress exactly the same just to mess with some people.

saksxalmo 20

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:06

I know a few pairs of identical twins and one group of triplets, and I could never understand why they would have the same hairstyles and wear each other's clothing, then bitch whenever someone mistook one for the other... I mean, for god's sake, it's not like we really think the same person, we're just not wizards... And it definitely doesn't help when you only know one twin well!