By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 07:18 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 796
You deserved it 83 386

Same thing different taste

Top comments

elara15 0

Yeah, so? You found out your girlfriend wasn't cheating and that your best friend gets along with your family. Where's the problem besides your trust issue?

Comments

XxxshOozRaw3sUmx 0

XD this would havee been bad if you got a boner from watching ur brother and bestfriend.

So your girl's a dullard at math and your best friend and brother are dipping wick in the fanny. This is an FML? I don't think so.

That was epic. He was tutoring your girlfriend and ******* your brother in the same day. You know, maybe next time if you wanna know something just ask before freaking out about it. It's not that hard.

Okay, first of all.. OP, you are a complete ****** MORON. If you can't trust your bitch with your best friend, I'd say you have pretty shitty relationships with them BOTH! I hope they find out what an ASSHOLE you are for assuming something was going on, and neither of them ever speak to you again! Secondly.. how the **** is this an FML?! It doesn't even have anything to DO with you! There's obviously a reason why they all kept their sexuality from you. A.)It's NONE of your bisiness! and B.)They knew you'd react like a little BITCH and make it about yourself. If anything, **** THEIR lives for having such a closedminded asshole like you for a boyfriend, friend, and (the one that has it the worst), brother!

Creep! I hope she dumps your suspicious ass and prosecutes you for invasion of privacy. Even if she was cheating on you. If you suspect someone is cheating and you don't trust them end the relationship because you can't handle trust issues. YDI for being a creepy perv!

yea well its really going to be an fml when they read this and she dumps you and they ditch you for being a perv. or if they call the cops and get you arrested. you deserve both

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

1. What's wrong with your girl having math problems? 2. What's wrong with your best friend and brother being gay? 3....how's this an FML?!

ForSeriousGary 0

You're a dick. That's an invasion of privacy.

doof_fisch 2

Maybe your gf learned that 1 plus 1 doesn't always make 3. On the other hand, she may have been personally taught the PyFAGorean Theorem.

Jazzywrites007 2

Your nickname translates to Stupid Fish. =) Yeah he thinks he's LOADS clever...