By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
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NinjaFood 13

You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass

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raininginseattle 9

Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.

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jh921971 10

He wasn't your boyfriend, you just charted online.

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Setareh23 34

13- if that was true he wouldn't have dumped her.

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sunnyray812 42

They were the ones in the relationship, so no one else has the right to say whether they were dating or not.

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drewflav 17

I think 13 means to say that long-distance relationships rarely work. Having been in several myself, I tend to agree. Physical interaction with the other person is a very important aspect of relationships.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Tell him the same thing back, and that from the looks of it, his brain and balls seem to have shrunk.

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thestrangedude 10

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Or not in this case

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perdix 29

Sounds like he had a certain threshold tolerance for uglines

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perdix 29

Hey, my comment got cut off ... just like a zombie foreskin!

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jonahwalzer 12

Thats horrible:/ sorry op! If he is that mean you don't deserve him!

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olpally 32

What a superficial prick.

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adhdwizard 13

On a positive note, at least you won't have to see him around. You'll find better Op!

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worldclassrager 39

Jerk...it doesn't matter you'll find someone better..,

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BlackPanther19 11

He sounds like a dick. This was probably for the best

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