By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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randomreader2315 4

What a perfect way to justify their hatred...YDI.

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snafu63 0

he's right, you are a total douche bag.

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bittersweet25 3

Hahaha always pays off to be one step ahead

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zstarr 11

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

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Virtual_BS 13

37 - That's what I was going to suggest.

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ladycarter15 4

And you were surprised?!? You had it coming!

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craZ3 0

whats awesome is that it was all plamned

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mbrooks5110 0

No wonder they don't like you. You're a thief & a predictable one at that.

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