By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 660
You deserved it 80 894

Same thing different taste

Top comments

borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

Comments

Well I'm glad you learned your lesson. Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you should take things away from them or spite them. Spite and vengeance are both powerful venoms. Once you let them in your system, they eat away at you from the inside out, till all that's left is an empty shell of what could have been a great man or woman.

Wow! you make me appreciate my neighbors more...

Wow no wonder they hate you. You sound like a real asshole.

I agree with taking a dump in the box but do it to all of them!

Lmao!! I'd definitely do that to my douche bag neighbor.

Comment 37 (that I referred to) seems to have gone MIA. I think it said to Shit in it and put it back. (since that would have been my suggestion)