By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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Same thing different taste

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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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KK3137 31

Well no shit your neighbors hate you if you take their stuff..

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ljcarranza 16

I wonder if they knew you would take that specific present....or if they filled every present with that note

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Jonkbaby 22

take a dump in the box and put it back

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mea_iloveskiing 26

You didn't take two presents? Son, I am disappoint!

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brick_man33 14

grinch douchebag

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Nudi_fml 13

Sounds like there is a valid reason for them to hate you.

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Poetaster 10

You need help dude. Get in touch with a mental health professional.

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onikage_666 0

Take a dump in the box and put it back

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BobsUrAunty 2

I love reading comments that have been repeated in earlier posts and replies...

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RedPillSucks 31

because people are too lazy to read all the previous comments.

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