By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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Spazz420 7

It was also filled with itching powder...douche bag

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randydewald 4

U should of pissed on the tree then they would realy hate you

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LilSideTwerk 0

tell them I knew you would put out a Christmas tree to make me take a present.

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xrudeboyrock 29

I'm not sure who's the bigger douchebag... them for writing that note (which would have to had been put in each one because they didn't know which you would take), or you for such a petty thing as taking one.

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your_face 15

How are they douchebags for calling OP out?

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xrudeboyrock 29

you're right, that's actually pretty funny. OP is definitely the bigger douche here.

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xllTriEdgellx 4

No he's not he is a boss. His neighbors are probly stupid ass retards and deserve what ever he does to them. It's easy to talk bad about op cause all u got to go on is what info he has given but u shouldn't make damning comments with out really knowing his neighbors.

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sandybaybe 3

Looks like you're a regular grinch then..

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jaredofmo 22

... And you wonder why they don't like you...

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perdix 29

Was the present labeled as being for the OP or did the neighbors go through the trouble of putting the note in ALL of them?

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