By wtf. - 02/06/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML
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beatrix_fml 0

okay. OP here. yes, i created an account just to answer some questions. 1) i am a girl. but really, i'm sorry. it's pretty much just as creepy as if i were a guy. 2) the reason he didn't hear me or see me is because the way my house is set up, it's a two-story house with a full finished basement. i live in the basement. i was coming up the stairs, and the kitchen is at the top of the stairs. so i was still near the bottom of the stairs, he was up at the top in the kitchen. also, he was humming to himself and clearly... not paying attention to anything else. also, the kitchen is right by the laundry room, so it wasn't completely random that he was standing in the kitchen with them. except... it still kind of is. 3) they were definitely my underwear. 4) he does have mental health issues. the reason he lives with us is because he was really depressed a few years ago. but that's pretty much the least of his problems. heebidy jeebidy. 5) i honestly don't know if they were clean or not. and lastly... yes, i have told my parents. they're not sure what to do about it, but they are putting a lock on my door and all of my laundry is to stay in my room now and go directly from my room to the washer and back to my room, and he's not allowed anywhere near them. i don't think they've talked to him about it yet. ewihatehim.

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PureGold 0

Your uncle seems to have...issues =| You may want to tell your parents about it or something lol.

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hannahhannahhann_fml 0

Are all FMLs fake and/or made up.??? Cuz I entered one and it certainly wasn't made up.

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hannahhannahhann_fml 0

Are all fmls fake and/or made up.?! Cuz I entered one and it certainly wasn't made up but everyone keeps saying that these are made up! Does anyone know the truth .?!!!

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FMLwrestler 0

96 is an idiot, rape is when you forcibly have sex with somebody. Smelling underwear is 100% nasty, creepy, sick, wrong, and justifiable for a beating in my opinion..... but let's not play dumb and act like it's rape haha. because then that makes rapists look nicer by comparing them to people who simply sniff panties. ============ to the OP: This is when you tell your dad and hope he kicks him out. if that doesn't work, go to your mom and tell them what your uncle did, and that you're worried that your dad is siding with your uncle in defiling you. THAT SHOULD WORK! hahaha

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tinababina3 0

And you're posting this on a website in hopes that the rest of us will save you from your creeper of an uncle? AT LEAST tell your parents you feel uncomfortable with him in the house.

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luvin_da_katz 0

YDI for having a creepy uncle. you're probably a wackjob like him and LIKED IT!

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rfutty 0

Can you wear a thong and get your pussy wet in them then let me wear em???

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the_alphamale 0

Woah thats bad.

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hannahhannahhann_fml 0

#104----> this isn't a laughing matter. Don't laugh or make jokes about this. But your advice is somewhat accurate I must say. Well done

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