By wtf. - 02/06/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML
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beatrix_fml tells us more.

okay. OP here. yes, i created an account just to answer some questions. 1) i am a girl. but really, i'm sorry. it's pretty much just as creepy as if i were a guy. 2) the reason he didn't hear me or see me is because the way my house is set up, it's a two-story house with a full finished basement. i live in the basement. i was coming up the stairs, and the kitchen is at the top of the stairs. so i was still near the bottom of the stairs, he was up at the top in the kitchen. also, he was humming to himself and clearly... not paying attention to anything else. also, the kitchen is right by the laundry room, so it wasn't completely random that he was standing in the kitchen with them. except... it still kind of is. 3) they were definitely my underwear. 4) he does have mental health issues. the reason he lives with us is because he was really depressed a few years ago. but that's pretty much the least of his problems. heebidy jeebidy. 5) i honestly don't know if they were clean or not. and lastly... yes, i have told my parents. they're not sure what to do about it, but they are putting a lock on my door and all of my laundry is to stay in my room now and go directly from my room to the washer and back to my room, and he's not allowed anywhere near them. i don't think they've talked to him about it yet. ewihatehim.

Top comments

Your uncle seems to have...issues =| You may want to tell your parents about it or something lol.

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hopefully he just mistook it as his girlfriend's undie..... hopefully

Dermal 0

That's perfect OMG your uncle has serious problems

scaramouche_fml 0

wow, what the hell? tell your parents about it and lock your bedroom door at night. and hide your panties.

Yatta_fml 0

A couple of random things in questioning this FML, besides saying "phone the police" (an over-reaction without any other kind of conversation with other family members in the house, I think): Why didn't he hear you walk in? Maybe he did it just to freak you out and knew you were there. Why was he in the kitchen? Maybe he found them there and thought it was a funny place for them. Maybe he happened to think of something funny while looking at them (maybe they looked funny or reminded him or something!) or maybe he wasn't actually looking at them at all. Maybe he's "special", you know, an uncle living with your family isn't totally normal living situation. The OP sounds like they already know he's creepy for one reason or another... which means their parents probably also do. On the bright side, he wasn't sniffing them or something - just smiling at them, meaning there is a CHANCE he had some other motive behind what was going on that isn't sinister and pedophile-like.