By wtf. - 02/06/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 143 567
You deserved it 7 533

beatrix_fml tells us more.

okay. OP here. yes, i created an account just to answer some questions. 1) i am a girl. but really, i'm sorry. it's pretty much just as creepy as if i were a guy. 2) the reason he didn't hear me or see me is because the way my house is set up, it's a two-story house with a full finished basement. i live in the basement. i was coming up the stairs, and the kitchen is at the top of the stairs. so i was still near the bottom of the stairs, he was up at the top in the kitchen. also, he was humming to himself and clearly... not paying attention to anything else. also, the kitchen is right by the laundry room, so it wasn't completely random that he was standing in the kitchen with them. except... it still kind of is. 3) they were definitely my underwear. 4) he does have mental health issues. the reason he lives with us is because he was really depressed a few years ago. but that's pretty much the least of his problems. heebidy jeebidy. 5) i honestly don't know if they were clean or not. and lastly... yes, i have told my parents. they're not sure what to do about it, but they are putting a lock on my door and all of my laundry is to stay in my room now and go directly from my room to the washer and back to my room, and he's not allowed anywhere near them. i don't think they've talked to him about it yet. ewihatehim.

Top comments

Your uncle seems to have...issues =| You may want to tell your parents about it or something lol.

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lovebuggy 0

I would be skared for life. I might even cry. Throw that pair of underwear away. Maybe tell your parents?

notmarried976 0

Hahaha! sounds like something my uncle would do! XD

str8upwasted 0

Atleast he didn't sniff them?

#43 you have an iPhone too? I use my moms iPhone but uhm this is a good Fml!! The. Fml pro app is awesome and mod and more than u can on the website! The fml pro app has nothing to do with bad fml postings. Well maybe if fakebadfml posters have I phones or touches. Prob not. U don't know what a good fml is

nicolee_24 0

ew ew I would cry. I feel so bad for you

soccercfcwolves8 0

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I second what everyone else about telling a trusted adult. Trusted adults are the best thing ever. I don't know how I functioned in my childhood before I learned to trust them.