Miscellaneous: Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had...

By frenchgirl - 23/11/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By Frenchgirl - 16/09/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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canadienne 1

Monday 23 November 2009 16:15

i hope you said something back to him in french lol

TheRiceMonster 0

Monday 23 November 2009 16:22

What hockey player was it?

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 23 November 2009 19:47

Where does it say it is a pro player? The OP is a psycho bitch that thinks other people care what some high school hockey player says about her.

flgirlwguitar 2

Monday 23 November 2009 19:52

I'll give you Philly fans suck, but Pittsburgh fans aren't half as bad as Ranger fans. Only going by the number of each I've either had to deny building entry or eject from the game for being unruly.

friday13thbaby 0

Monday 23 November 2009 19:53

OP didn't necessarily have to do anything bitchy or psychotic to warrant him saying that. A lot of people will use the term "bitch" regardless of the person's behaviour. Also, if someone sees their favourite celebrity or sports figure in person, they usually freak out, which the celebrity/player takes as "psychotic". Still, she might have done something weird to warrant it. Either way, to call her ugly and to say it in front of her (regardless of the language) was just plain rude. I hope you said something scathing back to him for that one.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Monday 23 November 2009 19:58

That sucks. Hope you replied in french that you hope the puck gets embedded in his face next game.

Puck_Fhilly 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:08

You said you got excited..maybe TOO excited..which is why he would call you psycho...and why are we assuming its an NHL'r...all NHL players i have met on the streets have been nice as hell. Could have been someone playing in university....someoen on the phantoms...or someone on a local crappy team. Here in Ontario...most of the Douchebag hockey players play in the O...or Junior A-C

WretchedOnyx 29

Monday 14 May 2012 16:54

You're right about that. My two cousins are some, and they drive me insane.

go_rangers 0

Monday 23 November 2009 20:12

That's probably just because Penguins fans didn't exist until 2-3 years ago.

ediciusNJ 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:04

#46 - ZING! Love it, because it's true.

jonny2x4 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:07

The OP must be from Toronto. They take their hockey waaay to seriously there. They can be easily described as creepers. Many hockey players complain about not being able to walk the street without some fan rushing at them for an autograph or to complain why they didn't shoot the puck instead of passing when they lost the night before. Many of them like playing in the US where they can enjoy some anonymity.

i_luv_cheese 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:22

well maybe you shouldnt be so weird

movies12 0

Monday 23 November 2009 21:27

Wow #50 FAIL!! CANADIANS take there hockey seriously, not just people from Toronto. Oh, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying a sport. Just how Americans like baseball. Can I say American take baseball TOO seriously. So just... shut up.

hornetchik 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:13

Haha and just like New Zealand and Rugby. I'm a kiwi and don't mind watching the odd game with some mates and have a few drinks, but it not something I'm a big fan of. All Blacks lose rugby = massive nationwide outrage.

svrenegade29 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:45

No, no your wrong #52. Americans don't really care for baseball as much now as they used to. Now everyone cares about FOOTBALL!!! GO STEELERS!!!!But seriously, baseball is just like a seconhand sport. Nothing is like football :)