Love: Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans....

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 858

You deserved it 37 550

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 259

You deserved it 7 009

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 407

You deserved it 4 346

Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 806

You deserved it 3 020

By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 419

You deserved it 5 814

Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 694

You deserved it 212

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 893

You deserved it 166

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 109

You deserved it 2 790

Priorities

By Anonymous - 06/02/2022 17:59

Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 904

You deserved it 184

Trial and error

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 220

You deserved it 1 261

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 238

You deserved it 131

r0ck5t4r 3

Monday 15 November 2010 1:06

Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...

lammylamb17 0

Monday 15 November 2010 0:58

ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....

Comments

HeaRTs_Girl 0

Monday 15 November 2010 4:44

For the love of the possibly non-existant God, people, use proper grammar. *sigh* What's the use... On that note, #58⁠, why don't YOU "stfu", m'kay? OP: There's a reason you two broke up. I have a feeling that YOU are that reason. Ugghh, don't comment on FML while pissed. For future reference.

SleepyHead34 0

Monday 15 November 2010 4:45

haha u suck!! xD

rydoger135 0

Monday 15 November 2010 4:51

moderate this...son

BluSkyNoise 0

Monday 15 November 2010 5:14

WTF is wrong with you?

nocanhaz 4

Monday 15 November 2010 5:18

the list is shorter if you ask what isn't wrong with op... actually I don't know op so I can't judge

JERZBornNRaised 7

Monday 15 November 2010 5:36

your obv not over him, if you get happy over him not having plans your obviously into him still and dont wanna see him with another girl, get a life, he doesnt want you so move on and stop gettin excited over little shit like that, what are you 5? plus he prob smashed ya girl friend anyway ;)