Miscellaneous: Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room...

By Powerfool - 07/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

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You deserved it 10 735

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Home sweet home?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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By Laurita - 18/08/2017 04:30

Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2020 00:30 - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 429

You deserved it 144

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00

Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

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By hatemyboss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alameda

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

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You deserved it 6 950

Get me out of here!

By Anonymous - 29/07/2023 22:00

Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML

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You deserved it 105

By tiredmomma - 21/07/2016 21:30 - United States - Boston

Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML

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You deserved it 1 002

By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

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You deserved it 2 945

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:06

How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.

amirn86 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:07

That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories

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FajitaFreak 3

Wednesday 8 April 2009 17:53

Your father is pussy-whipped to a gold digger who'll leave him at the first chance she gets if he didn't get an ironclad prenup. I'd be more worried at how your dad handles that than the size of your new room. That said, it's pretty ****** up he seems to value his new gold digger's clothes more than you.

ilaughatfmls 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:13

so you be like "bitch puhleeez!" and cross out her walk-in closet shit and put "*your name*'s ROOM!!!" and then where your room is supposed to be and put "douchebag's closet of shit"

rodh 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:12

There's a message in there for you...their life doesn't include you in it

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:37

Does it matter? "half the size" means nothing if her walk-in closet is say 3000 square feet.

dezzr 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 21:20

im pretty sure you looked at the blue print wrong. they can be confusing sometimes

Dianegoesboom 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:15

Wow lol, that's pretty disappointing :(. I agree with #37:).

wangotango 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:42

suck it up you little bitch, at least you got a roof to sleep under, don't get greedy

esseestpercipi 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:10

1. Be thankful that you are not living in the third world. 2. Your step-mom is going to be in that house for the rest of her life (given no divorce obviously) and you are not so deal with it till you get your own house.