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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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By mishyb - 28/07/2013 04:28 - United States - Englewood

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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Thursday 2 August 2012 9:15

Aaaaand you being the quick thinker you are turned around and went back to help?

turbodewsh 2

Thursday 2 August 2012 9:22

"Honk Honk" This is the text message my crush was reading when she crashed her her horse...

Comments

TheAnon1313 28

Monday 19 May 2014 1:47

You flipping retard! Lol. A cars motor can make a horse buck... A freaking bird flapping its wings would make my horse(and all my friends horses) buck the rider off.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:42

I hope you pulled over to help.

LPRZ17 3

Friday 24 October 2014 4:02

I hope you helped her out?

candyguurl 9

Wednesday 4 February 2015 22:38

in all honesty she should have been more aware of her horse. every rider knows horses can be unpredictable and you have to be prepared at all times and if her horse isnt able to be around noises like that she shouldn't have been riding on the side of the road.

hegchog12 18

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:16

Easy done, I've been bucked by a horse that was scared of a thistle five meters away.

J15237 25

Thursday 9 January 2020 19:13

It happens man. My mother has horses and they are supposed to be trained not to respond to noises like that. However, you were given a great opportunity to start up a conversation saying how sorry you were and offer her dinner or something. You never know.