By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
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Nikkitaria 9

Let me guess... You tried to settle the fight by offering to take the last slice?

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JustinKirby 20

You learned your lesson I guess, mind your own business OP! Sorry you got hit but next time watch from a distance and stay out of it

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lilhellian 26

I still don't like when people touch my pizza!

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EvilLittleMan 23

If they were fighting over the last slice of pizza imagine the battle over the last few food stamps for the month when there's 29 days to go.

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tbabyfosho 7

You, are also an ignoramus.

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spluver0005 17

Sorry you got a black eye, but good for you for trying to do the right thing

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jasmine2301 25

Must have been siblings. Shouldnt stop slibling fights. You'll end up getting hurt...

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Joshwarrior 39

One of the most manly reasons to fight is over the last piece. Remember all is fair in food and war.

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gracehi 31

Pizza: It inspires hunger, delight, and violence. Behold its delicious power and tremble.

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chuka81 27

You got beat up by kids. Shame on you.

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perdix 29

So, who got the last slice of pizza? Don't leave us hanging!!!

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