By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
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Nikkitaria 9

Let me guess... You tried to settle the fight by offering to take the last slice?

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JustinKirby 20

You learned your lesson I guess, mind your own business OP! Sorry you got hit but next time watch from a distance and stay out of it

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benmec 18

Fat kids take their pizza very seriously. Don't even think to interfere if there's cake involved.

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perdix 29

#27, not to mention that when fat kids get their weight into it, their chubby, little fists can be devastating.

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starile 19

I would think that the fat would cushion the blow. Like pillowy slabs of meat tenderizing each other in an attempt to get themselves more fat. Makes me wonder, would the winner in a fat fight... eat... the other one?

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JRFaceless 8

I hate when people try to break up fights between total strangers, just mind your own damn business next time

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dacronsurtr 7

Honestly that is a terrible view. What you are telling me, is that if you were getting the tar beat out of you in the middle of the street, and I was walking by, to just sit there and ignore it? Negative, I've been raised better, even if you were in the wrong.

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TheDrifter 23

I'd intervene if it was a mugging, or 28 was screaming for help, but stepping into a consensual fight? No, you let that one go. Some fights need to be fought.

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Enslaved 36

I know some guys that look forward to other people's fights just so they can throw a few punches themselves.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Shame for getting hit OP, but you should watch out, people now days are much more violent than back in the day. It's like some of us are devolving back to cave men. Steer clear and let the guys with the correct tools and training sort them apples.

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RedPillSucks 31

More violent than be headings, hangings, lynchings? We must be remembering different days.

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Enslaved 36

'Cause I'm a crepe I'm a weirddough What the hell am I doughing here? I doughnut belong here. No knead to roll your eyes!

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perdix 29

#32, is that you or did Weird Al hijack your account again?

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Pizza is important stuff, man.

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gracehi 31

^ Listen to this guy. He knows what he's talking about.

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llnursingll 10

oh that stinks, but you had great intentions. don't stop being a great person. hope your eye gets well soon.

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sunnyray812 42

Those kids must've been pretty serious about it.

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shanannygians07 28

I just laughed so hard I almost cried. But I doubt op really could drag two guys home

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soapmactavish82 8

Hey at least the we're fighting over a video game like most kids these days

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martin8337 35

That sucks , YLS but also YDI, stay out of other people's fights.

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