Kids: Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran...

By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

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Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:41 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Sunday 29 September 2013 16:05

Let me guess... You tried to settle the fight by offering to take the last slice?

JustinKirby 20

Sunday 29 September 2013 16:02

You learned your lesson I guess, mind your own business OP! Sorry you got hit but next time watch from a distance and stay out of it

Comments

davincidasecond 24

Monday 30 September 2013 0:05

JUST PRESS THE GODDAMN BUTTON.

thecrazymancan 17

Monday 30 September 2013 0:10

Just because the fight was over something stupid doesn't mean you shouldn't still break it up. It just means you're intellectually superior to both of them. :P

OptimusVader 23

Monday 30 September 2013 0:53

True meaning of The Hunger Games.

threer 30

Monday 30 September 2013 1:44

You guys are ******* stupid.. It was a trap and he/she is wasting your time on purpose.

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 30 September 2013 4:11

You should've taken that last piece of pizza and ran

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 30 September 2013 4:27

Well that's why you don't get in other peoples business...

TogeBara 12

Monday 30 September 2013 9:03

mind your own business man, like if the was getting a total beatdown, sure save 'em, but if they are pretty even it's best to sometimes let them find their limits and also know that they don't want to get into fights after the last piece is gone and they still have that bruise, they'll regret it.

RexDalmaticum 8

Monday 30 September 2013 12:46

and did you get your slice??

ihatehowiloveu13 12

Monday 30 September 2013 15:48

Thats why you NEVER get between to fat kids and pizza... LOL

sanecatlady 13

Monday 30 September 2013 23:49

People fight over the most stupid things! It's better to just stay out of it and call the police or someone who can do something than try to be a hero.