Miscellaneous: Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying...

By tnt007 - 10/01/2010 21:46 - France

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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You deserved it 43 940

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By CC - 02/09/2012 06:27 - United States - Southfield

Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 777

You deserved it 4 759

By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 667

You deserved it 29 984

By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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You deserved it 36 223

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 812

You deserved it 557

By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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You deserved it 3 170

By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 656

You deserved it 29 144

By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 728

You deserved it 4 370

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By charapos - 06/02/2022 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 632

You deserved it 226

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 185

You deserved it 199

By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 437

You deserved it 72 421

perdix 29

Monday 11 January 2010 1:11

So how far did you kick it? Don't leave us hanging! We don't give a shit about your stupid foot. We want to know how far that thing went!

redxapplexoxo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:03

Because it's so much fun to kick a gallon of water for no reason.

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sparme 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:27

"howd you break your foot?" "drop kicked a gallon of ice"

gobbledegook 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:30

wow your stupid, look around you, snow everywhere, you think some water will just be hanging out there?

CallMeHush 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:43

Now you can write spontaneous and fun things on your cast!

toxic10uhc 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:45

dumbass haha that sucks

sammyboy757 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:45

#36. LOL. full of win

dragonfours 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:46

you certainly kicked the bucket.

Str8Black 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:05

haha idiot...

Tahsis 4

Monday 11 January 2010 5:10

You see, if it's cold outside and water is outside, the water is frozen... Pretty obvious...

littlebuddylee 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:20

lolcon

the_sodomizer 0

Monday 11 January 2010 6:04

even if it was not frozen kicking a gallon of water isn't a pleasant feeling so your a dumbass for even wanting to kick it in the first place

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