Miscellaneous: Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For...

Happens all the time OP, if you didnt shot it at the goal on purpose then fyl, if you did it on purpose then ydi for being stupid, bit my guess is that someone took a shot at goal and you changed the direction of the ball by accident

nutwrap 5

Monday 7 November 2011 17:49

GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

williexsd 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:52

lol FYL that must suck :/

chingthecreator 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:01

Stop playing soccer

lionlvr 9

Tuesday 8 November 2011 7:13

Ugh..I almost did that once.. :)

myFMLname 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:17

This reminds me of an episode of Full house

mster_fml 0

Monday 14 November 2011 2:34

How old r u...and u still do this. Kinduv pathetic

Finchonian 9

Monday 13 February 2012 9:12

Weasley is our King.

The_Hunger_Games 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:33

That's not very bad

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 17:30

Sorrry. That happens sometimes.

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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

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Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML

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Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML

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Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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Today, I finally bought my first car after saving around £5000 and finding an absolute bargain that ticked all the boxes! Today was also the day of my first ever car accident, resulting in the car being written off by an uninsured driver. I had it less than 9 hours. FML

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Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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