Miscellaneous: Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For...

By XxFA1LxX - 06/11/2011 05:14 - Canada

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

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Monday 7 November 2011 5:54

It was a deflection. It's not like I was stupid enough to purposely shoot on my own net.

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thefaced 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:12

He shoots... He scores!!!! Wait... What?!?!?

rachel_potter 13

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:13

I have seen of this scenario on so many sitcoms, but I never actually thought it could happen in real life

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Monday 25 February 2013 0:11

Same thing happened in a movie I saw. The Odd Life of Timothy Green. Not that uncommon of an occurence, but still just as embarrasing.

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