By XxFA1LxX - 06/11/2011 05:14 - Canada

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML
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It was a deflection. It's not like I was stupid enough to purposely shoot on my own net.

Top comments

He shoots... He scores!!!! Wait... What?!?!?

I have seen of this scenario on so many sitcoms, but I never actually thought it could happen in real life

Comments

perdix 29

Goooooooooooooooo.... ....oooooooooooo... ...ooooooooooo... ...oooooooaaaaaa...T!

lexex1 4

This comment is not up to your usual standard perdix. I am disappoint.

Then be disappoint it's not like your opinion matters

I, on the other hand, agree with the above comment made by perdix, and even agree with the Facebook fad, known as the 'Year of the Goat' Perdix, your comment, is indeed, up to your usual standard.

perdix 29

Thanks, allard and bretty, I know I write some comments that deserve to get thumbed down, but I don't think this was one of them. Does everyone know what a "goat" is in the context of sports? I thought taking the exaggerated call of "goal" with goat was kinda clever, if I do say so myself.

In Chile, you get shot for shit like that.

I'm sorry, it happened in Colombia. Though I'm sure it's possible anywhere sports are taken seriously to a religious-like zealotry.

your right bro my uncle was kidnapped by the gay brazillian mafia. You would think its the same think as the regular mob but its not :(

Were they all gay and from Brazil? Or were they all gay and completely waxed down there?

leadman1989 15

Don't worry you're all a bunch of fags anyway... wait I played soccer.... ****! "Warning this joke is not funny don't waste your time reading it if you do FYL."

I've done it before don't worry about cause tournaments don't matter as much as regular season games and as long as you don't do it during the season your fine. Also forget about it shot happens

In all my years of playing soccer I have never scored an own goal. Fyl

You're Asian. The k league awaits you and you're mediocre skills.