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By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

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By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 02:00

Today, I invited a friend that I hadn't seen a few years to a baseball game because I knew they're big baseball fans. They ended up trauma dumping on me for two hours.. FML

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By working_as_usual - 08/10/2012 00:09 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML

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By cheersdaddy - 08/06/2011 14:51 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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kimaniv 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:26

Take your brother to the game

Luckster 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:25

umm....wow...that's a bit messed up. You were thinking of him and he calls you selfish for it?

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:44

Just put your pops in a nursing home ASAP. That'll learn him!

liquidpaper 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:44

Selfish would be going to the game by yourself and selling the other ticket for extra cash. Try inviting your brother?

cthulhu1138 1

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:45

Go alone and take up both seats. Or ask your brother to go with you.

peopleplz2008 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:46

your dad is a dick

xxjohnx5 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:47

How is that not selfish of the OP. His dad wants to go with his other son and and not him. Obviously the guy posting this is a bad son otherwise his dad would want to got to the game with him. If my dad wanted to go to the game with my bro i would let him. it would be awkward if i took him and he hated me like this guy and his dad. (PS what does OP mean?)

TooMany 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 3:23

ok your logic... is a fail. op = original poster

ifailplzinsultme 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 18:41

Ya your not gonna get far in life with that logic. If somebody calls you saying they won tickets and asked you to go you assume they give you both tickets? op=oragami penis

laurenarnold 6

Wednesday 26 January 2011 5:33

ur a failure at life

britmohn 5

Monday 16 July 2012 17:59

There's also this thing called favoritism.. Just saying

conaidws 7

Thursday 8 May 2014 18:55

Just read the profile pic. You are what is wrong with the world today if you truly believe what you said.

butteredtoast 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:50

They're your tickets. You have the right to decide what to do with them. It's completely illogical that your dad expected to get both. (Wow, #26, way to be a judgmental a-hole.)

2oc 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:05

You are #26.

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:50

sounds like something my mom would do

Victoria2103 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:51

Your father's being a jerk. :/ Take a girl or one of your friends instead! :)

look_its_me 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:51

what a jerk #12 has it right

imagineyesterday 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:52

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He's being nice to offer to take anybody at all. It's not selfish to use something you won fair and square. That doesn't make him a bad son at all, and I don't think it's fair of you to make that kind of judgment when you don't even know him.