Intimacy: Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how...

By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 02:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML

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By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:57

I just laughed! Maybe he'll call you back the next morning too!

mypseudonym 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:10

The question is, did he send you back a text saying 'ditto'?

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Xemogirl666X 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:33

r u sure u didnt mea. to -.^

halofan48 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:46

And you still had sex with him?????????

killercole85 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:47

Dumb ass

adela119 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:28

Today, i got up beat up by my girlfriends brother. Where am i now? The infirmary, FML

abbyelizabeth 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:01

n ur grammar kind of sucks.

Sapire12 5

Monday 3 October 2011 18:02

i wonder how long you will live.....

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 19:49

What will you do if he says yes?

udeserveditbro69 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:09

Run.

youshouldleave55 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 3:34

why the **** would you have her brothers # in your phone....right next to hers...dumb ass

kroetz 2

Friday 3 August 2012 5:31

better than ur sisture

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